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Things change pretty quickly these days, even for trucks. A few months ago, celebrities were celebrated for having a Tesla Cybertruck. However, Jason Kelce fans are disappointed by his Tesla Cybertruck, even though he used it to take a shot at the Dallas Cowboys. 

Jason Kelce upsets fans and disses the Dallas Cowboys with his Tesla Cybertruck 

Jason Kelce has gone from being a wild Philadelphia Eagles football player to an even wilder retired man with plenty of money to spend. 

Dropping Over $100,000 on a Tesla Cybertruck probably wasn’t a big deal. However, he’s not getting the same positive attention from fans that other celebrities received. 

Kim Kardashian, Justin Bieber, Beyonce and Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Shaq, Serena Williams, Pharrell Williams, Jay Leno, and Spike Lee each enjoy their Cybertrucks with praise. 

Perhaps Kelce was too late to the Cybertruck trend because reports of failure arise every day, and it has been losing steam. 

The Tesla Cybertruck trying to off-road in dirt
2024 Tesla Cybertruck | Tesla

Fans question why Kelce even bought the truck, shared that they’re devastated, mentioned that this is why you should never meet your heroes, and one shared that because he has a Cybertruck you’re legally required to hate him now. 

But Kelce marches to the beat of his own drum and is having fun with his Tesla Cybertruck. He’s even already personalizing it. He added a bumper sticker of Calvin peeing on the Dallas Cowboys logo. 

Using Calvin to pee on things is a strange tradition that has been used on bumper stickers for years. The first appearance is linked to Calvin peeing on the Florida State University logo in 1988. 

The use of the sticker is unauthorized but that hasn’t stopped people from using the image to pee on Ford, Chevrolet, and plenty of other things that people hate. 

So, Kelce is telling the word he hates the Cowboys, which isn’t uncommon. However, the sticker doesn’t give him many points with fans. Especially after the Cybertruck has experienced a growing record of problems and false promises.

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Allison Barfield

Allison Barfield joined MotorBiscuit in 2020 and covers all things trucks, SUVs, and Jeeps. Having grown up on a farm in Rock Hill, South Carolina, she’s no stranger to the “Best in Class” truck and SUV debates; people in her hometown were always gathering to help work on vehicles together, and deliberation would naturally arise.

Allison graduated from the University of South Carolina with a degree in Media Arts. She has helped bring awareness to issues Women In Trucking face and has promoted Truckers Against Trafficking, an anti-trafficking NGO.

A fan of creatively dark literature, Allison appreciates the works of Shirley Jackson and Emily Dickenson. She lives in a mountainous area of the country and enjoys off-roading and camping. Her dog, Bruce, often joins her in testing trucks and SUVs for our site.