Ever catch a whiff of WD-40 and think, “I wish I could wear that?” Well, you’re in luck! A New York art collective, MSCHF, has turned that dream into reality with a cologne that smells just like the iconic spray. Aptly named Smells Like WD-40, this quirky fragrance promises to wrap you in the nostalgic aroma of a well-oiled workshop. At $44 a can, it’s already sold out—because nothing says “date night” like a splash of industrial charm.

Let’s be honest: If you’ve ever picked up a can of WD-40, you’ve probably done more than just spray it on a squeaky hinge. Maybe you took a deep breath and admired that crisp, mechanical scent—part nostalgia, part mystery, and 100% workshop. Now, thanks to the creative minds at MSCHF, you can stop dreaming about it and start wearing it. That’s right: the iconic aroma of WD-40 has been captured and bottled as cologne. Maybe you didn’t ask for it, but here it is anyway.

MSCHF, the art collective behind this olfactory oddity, is known for its off-the-wall projects. From blood-infused sneakers to creating a fake restaurant for political donations, they love to take the weird and wonderful to new heights. And what’s weirder than smelling like a freshly-lubricated engine block?

The cologne, officially named Smells Like WD-40, isn’t just a cute gimmick. At $44 USD a pop, it’s an investment in your personal brand—if that brand screams “I know my way around a toolbox.” It’s currently sold out, because apparently, more people than you’d expect want to smell like grandpa’s garage. Who knew?

Let’s talk fragrance notes. While most colognes boast about undertones of cedarwood, vanilla, or sandalwood, this one skips the flowery language. It simply smells like WD-40, a scent many gearheads describe as “distinct” and “satisfyingly industrial.” If your idea of a romantic night involves an emergency tire change, this might just be the finishing touch to your ensemble.

Spray a little on before heading to the car meet, and watch fellow enthusiasts give you that knowing nod. Sure, you could go with a typical musk or woodsy scent, but why blend in when you can smell like a well-oiled machine?

I imagine it’s going to be a hit among the crowd spending more on “already broken in” vintage Carhartt jackets than any suit I own. Because if you have such a nice car that it never breaks down, how else will you smell like you might have calloused hands? But that’s not a problem I have. So I think I’ll save my $44 for my tool fund.

Jokes aside: In the end, this isn’t just about a quirky cologne; it’s about celebrating the things we love in unexpected ways. And hey, if smelling like a garage makes you feel like a million bucks, who’s to judge? Just maybe save it for the next tune-up, not the first date.